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Got tired of rating tires (lemmy.world)
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[–] LEDZeppelin 149 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Technically it’s the tire company telling people to drive hundreds of miles to eat at specific restaurants

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The initial ranking criteria is litteraly how long of a drive is the restaurant worth.

  • * High-quality cooking, worth a stop
  • ** Excellent cooking, worth a detour
  • *** Exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Well it was more of a general travel guide thing but also sure why not, foodies never change lmao

[–] asteriskeverything 6 points 1 month ago

Tyty I wanted to be like akshully capitalism but I'm not succinct like you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It was so their tires would wear off faster, forcing them to buy new ones more often!