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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Granted. Intense selective breeding creates a dwarf cow to sell as designer pets. The process is excessively cruel and incestuous, and the dwarf cows are in constant pain, as well as stupid and easily angered. Animal rights groups see the creation of dwarf cows as more inhumane than beef production.

[–] TexasDrunk 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So the same as a bunch of dog breeds?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Yes, that's exactly what I was getting at. Thank you for stating it in plain text.