this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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[–] HollowNaught 142 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 85 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Your thoughts and prayers are all we need

[–] chemical_cutthroat 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But we also accepts Likes and Subscribes.

Edit: Just don't ring the bell. We've already lost two of them...

[–] Etterra 16 points 4 months ago

Well I mean it's not like the government is going to give us anything actually useful.

[–] PunnyName 15 points 4 months ago

Americans do, too. Well, the smart ones feel sorry.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Will you adopt me? I just need a small spot on the floor to sleep, I'm already house trained.