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40cm bottle gourd surgically removed from farmer's rectum in India (mustsharenews.com)

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Doctors in India recently carried out an unusual surgery to remove a 40cm bottle gourd from a farmer’s rectum.

According to India TV, the patient arrived at Chhatarpur District Hospital in Madhya Pradesh from Khajuraho on Saturday (20 July).

The 60-year-old was in critical condition, suffering from intense stomach pain.

An X-ray revealed the entire bottle gourd lodged inside the farmer’s rectum, causing significant internal damage

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One of the surgeons involved in the operation revealed that the patient declined to disclose how the gourd came to be lodged in his rectum.

Doctors suspect that a mental health issue might be behind this bizarre incident, though they haven’t ruled out the possibility of an accident.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

"So I was farming in the nude and slipped in the gourd field and..."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

One in a million shot, doc

[–] dogsnest 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm not a doctor, but this sounds like something a doctor might consider sus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

do not kink shame. everyone can have its own fetish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I don't think he's shaming, but rather pointing out that the story in their case would seem fishy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's worked every time for a friend of mine. He is banned from the allotment but still likes to hoover nude.

[–] dogsnest 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cool.
Well, if you and I ever become friends, will you promise to give me a head's up before introducing us?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Will do, it's better done before you shake hands.