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My wife always wanted a child with an unusual spelling of a popular name (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

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[–] nodimetotie 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's fine, it could have been "Mcrk"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or Macr? 🤷‍♂️

[–] PotjiePig 5 points 1 year ago

Mack??