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Damn, I want cool secrets too (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by PugJesus to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Hahaha!", said the sword. "I will twist your mind until you're wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord's name in vain!", it cackled.

"I'll even make you skip church on the sabbath!".

[–] Im_old 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

what about gay sex and masturbation? Don't want to do half-job here being evil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"Hmm...", said the sword, quizzically. "The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had".

The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy.

"Maybe...", stuttered the sword, "you could show me what that means".