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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I would join vegan standards but I still wait for the "eat the rich" part. I mean who would do it? Those vegans? no. This is a job for meat lovers.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eating the rich is vegan, as they are not sentient and don't feel pain.
But please stop paying for animal abuse

[–] veganpizza69 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Just don't grow mushrooms or potatoes in billionaire compost. They have a tendency to uptake heavy metals from their nutrient source, and no one wants lead in their mushroom soup or mashed potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Compost the rich and use them to fertilize the fields.