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Just a dad helping out (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

It's one website. How much could it cost, £500?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What website weighs 500 pounds?!

[–] hakunawazo 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe it had too many cookies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Damn, now it is bloated

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Probably a local gym.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 21 points 4 months ago

The most important thing is what you'll get. A few static pages and stock images with the watermark still present, sure. Beyond that the meter starts running.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Here's some money, go build a JStor