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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

if you've ever been around seagulls, you hate them too. fuckers will stealth mode up from behind and yoink food right out of your hands. food stands by the beach have notice signs that they will not reimburse you if you get robbed by seagulls

[–] RebekahWSD 13 points 4 months ago

I had dreams as a child of capturing seagulls and tossing them into the ocean for stealing my damned food

I knew they could swim, it was just cathartic to see them get tossed and wet in my dreams

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm around seagulls and I do not hate them. They're just little guys, trying to make it