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There is only one type of job: Doing something someone else doesn't want to do.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
Still just messing around but would it actually be a job if someone else would do it for free?
Just change your thought to can't or won't do, and you are good to go!
You make your own thought! =P
I can't. I'm not in the shower.
What if you somehow relate the thought to showers.
How high are you?
Yes, paying someone makes it a job
Paying them because they don't want to do it.
Paying them because it's time wasted they could otherwise use to feed themselves or pay their bills doing something else.