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But does it get a bike too? (ttrpg.network)

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[–] papalonian 28 points 4 months ago (9 children)

I had to look up what a tarrasque was. Good God, what a can of fuck you.

[–] mossy_ 31 points 4 months ago (8 children)

as far as I know they were nerfed for the 5th edition. It's still a huge sack of health but AFAIK you can stay out of range by just flying over its head. Lore-wise, it's a walking natural disaster that destroys anything that enters its maw, even magical artifacts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is because WotC designs for mass appeal, so their monsters need to be fair challenge even for an underoptimized group. Which makes them pathetically weak if you're playing with anyone else.

Also, because playtesters at Wizards don't use any magic items for some reason

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, they don't use magic items!? What the actual fuck? Of course it'll be hard if half the party literally can't hurt it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yes, this baffles me as well.

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