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Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

if straight women got bleeped when they said "dyke" I'd have a way easier time dating 🫠

just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like "TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 'an embankment for holding back water'!?"

"[bleep]?"
"correct thank you ma'am have a nice day"

"dyke?"
"correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?"

[–] Brickhead92 7 points 5 months ago

"TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 'an embankment for holding back water'!?"

"A levee??"
"... touchè"

[–] SLVRDRGN 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused - does the microphone have gaydar screening and auto-bleep capabilities? I would describe that as much more than a fake microphone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

moreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word "dyke" it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip