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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DxK to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Country singers are the only ones left with who are willing to sing the national anthem.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

So that’s why they’re called country singers… ^/s^

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

People used to have lower standards

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'll do it. Sounds fun.