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Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers | New Straits Times (www.nst.com.my)

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[–] FuglyDuck 1 points 5 months ago

“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Snake. Definitely a snake.”

“Rude!”

“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”