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As a nod to the history of the location, they should serve a Fascist Pizza. Now we just have to figure out what type of thickness and toppings it has.
Whatever the toppings, put all of them on one slice and then eat it before it goes out. Blame a foreigner for eating it.
You just get an empty box, and if you complain they beat you up.
Thick crust, with mayonnaise and slices of raw potato.
It's just bread and cheese, no sauce. And the cheese is underdone. And all the toppings aren't on the pie; they're just pushed all together in one corner of the box, and someone stepped on them.
Ground fascist
Several twiglets tied together with spaghetti
There's a 2016-spec "gammon" joke there but I'm too slow today to come to with anything decent.
Ash and tears are the toppings as a reminder of what you end up with when you go full fash
Pizza... is a fascist construct.
EDIT: pizzaism?
It'll be the best god damn pizza you've ever tasted, but if you ask for anything besides Hawaiian, you disappear forever.