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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good thing it wasn't up a little and to the left? That was close.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Up and to the left would have cleared him, up and to the right and it would have been in his eye