this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 196 points 5 months ago (3 children)

And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon

[–] iAvicenna 103 points 5 months ago (1 children)

apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

blowing your load

Nice