this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon
apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface
Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.
How apropos.
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/k5b36a/anon_can_stop_time/
Nice