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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

And some bogan will still "acidentally" pocket the damn thing after I loan it

[–] Num10ck 8 points 4 months ago

stop loaning them. light it for them instead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The best solution to this that I've seen was a system where the lighter was hanging from a string on a hook in the ceiling.

It had enough slack that it could reach the couch and table comfortably, but no one would absent mindedly pocket the thing.

[–] Delta_V 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

also seen them taped to an empty beer bottle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

hmmm, I could do that with one of those retractable badge holder cables on my belt actually. They can grab and light it themselves but i'll be fucked if they'll walk off with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately not. I end up watching too much Australian content though