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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How long till this becomes true?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How long to till? Well, it depends how long your field is, and whether you're using all of it.

Wait. Did you mean "till as in plough" or "till as in a cash-drawer?" Both are accurate. It's not the boat-steerer, as that's a till-er.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Lmao, fuck you kindly