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This means that with the same energy used to reassemble a taco that's cracked down the center, if I had wanted to unclog the downstairs toilet, it would have taken me between 184 and 400 years. If I had been deprived the use of lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, ground beef, and everything I showed the plumber that I said the plumber could not have, I probably would not have been able to unclog the toilet until I move out 6 to 9 months from now. So, it is clear that no plumber could have unclogged my toilet. It is a project that given the tacos available by the time it got clogged would have taken several generations of plumbers to complete.

If the plumber working in my bathroom while I ate chips could not unclog my toilet in 40 minutes, then no people in that downstairs bathroom could. So who unclogged it? And when? And do I still have to pay?