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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Etterra 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I think Anon needs to retake middle school biology. You see there's this thing called the predator/prey relationship and if the predators outnumber the prey, things are gonna get real dire REAL fast. Like this:

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0433362/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this is always the best thing when reading things like that; at the end of eternity we’ll be left with an immense amount of shrivelled, dusty and extremely hangry immortals.

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was in a band called Extremely Hangry Immortals.

We mostly played industrial horrorcore and metal covers of food commercial jingles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

What a cool name! And that sounds like an erudite repertoire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The perfect movie for this argument, hah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I wonder who sleep is better for

Prey or predator?

Party people, put your hands together for The Deadener.