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A compelling theory. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/insanepeoplefacebook

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait did the captain go down with the ship? I thought the crew was mostly able to escape.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.