Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Kids today don't know how good we used to have it... (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can definitely think of worse ways to spend my final moments

[–] FlyingSquid 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Being scalded to death in a vat of boiling toothpaste that you are dipped into head-first while being held by clamps attached to your toes would certainly be far less pleasant.

Especially if it was that bubble gum toothpaste they give to kids.

[–] Anticorp 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why are you people down voting this? That is indeed a much worse way to die. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH?

[–] peopleproblems 11 points 5 months ago

I'm pretending that they downvoted it because they were horrified he could come up with something so horrifying.