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[–] homesweethomeMrL 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Trust me bro. Mr brother’s friend’s wife totally got away with driving shitfaced without a license because she told the cops they were unable to arrest her under section 10.01-B of the conscribed legislative rights act of 1491. Cop totally shit himself rofl it so works!!1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

At first she said “pursuant to ucc 3.1 subsection 2” but thank goodness I was on the phone and shouted “no 10.01-B!”

The cops attitude sure did change once she cited the right case.

These people think they are wizards and just need to find the right incantation