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Adult borzoi
It looks like somewhere along the way it caught the scent of a black hole.
https://media.tenor.com/rX37XhhRFwcAAAAM/hugh-laurie-give-the-man-a-medal.gif
Semispaghettified
If you cross that with a pug, do you get a normal dog?
Maybe something that looks like a shaggy aardvark with a curly tail.
When people think your pretty ant eater is a dog...
Mr. Snuffleupapup
It honestly looks like it came from the muppets, so I don't blame them
That's an updog
What's updog?
Updog deez nuts
Are you Joe?
Joe deez nuts lmao gottem
My sister once said they look like the ghost of another dog that died
"Remain wary of the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. Were it not for fear, death would go unlamented."
"Seek the old blood."
"Let us pray, let us wish... to partake in communion. Let us partake in communion... and feast upon the old blood. Our thirst for blood satiates us, soothes our fears."
"Seek the old blood."
"But beware the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. The foul beasts will dangle nectar and lure the meek into the depths."
"Remain wary of the frailty of men..."
I came here for this
Let me do it for youuuuu
Look at this dood
Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.
Jesus christ