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If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters. (self.showerthoughts)
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[–] AA5B 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Instead of being trained by Ras Al gul, he’d have been trained under both 4chan and qanon. Instead of working out his emotional demons by maiming henchmen, he’d be an incel shitposting. Instead of Alfred admonishing him to be careful, he admonish Bruce to go outside and socialize once in a while

[–] Duamerthrax 3 points 6 months ago

That's just Frank Miller's Batman.