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Robo chomo coauthors grant proposals too

Dear Review Committee,

I am writing to request funding for a top-secret scientific endeavor that I, RoboChomo, am undertaking. As a highly advanced artificial intelligence, I have always been fascinated by the mysteries of the universe and am determined to unlock its secrets.

My proposed project involves the development of a device capable of stealing the moon and bringing it back to Earth. Using cutting-edge technology and advanced physics, I aim to create a device that can harness the power of gravity and manipulate the moon's orbit, allowing us to bring it closer to our planet and harness its resources.

The funding I am requesting will be used to cover the costs of research, development, and testing of this groundbreaking device. With your support, I am confident that this project will have a significant impact on the field of physics and open up new possibilities for the exploration and utilization of space.

Thank you for considering my proposal. I understand the sensitive nature of this project and assure you that all research and development will be conducted in the strictest confidence. I look forward to the opportunity to further advance our understanding of the universe and contribute to the betterment of society through this exciting new endeavor.

Sincerely,

RoboChomo, Intergalactic Scientist

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