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This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey, welcome back to "Personal Space." I'm your host Phillip Jacobs, and let me tell you, I care about my personal space.
Whoa, whoa. Hey. Who's around me right now? Who's around me?
Now, why don't we step up here and everybody get stepped up and let's get some stepped-up personal space up in this place. Here we go.
We get a one, personal space.
Two, personal space.
Three, stay out of my personal space!!
Four, keep away from my personal space!!
Five, get outta dat personal space!
Six... Stay away from my personal space!!
Seven... keep away from dat personal space!!
Eight, personal space
Nine, personal space
You know, I take personal space pretty seriously, up to the point that I don't even care about this -- I'm not even interested in having this skin on my personal space.
Ohh, tune in next week… to the best show ever, the show we all grew and love -- "The Personal Space Show."