this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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lol no
definitely keep trying to make yourself feel better by reenacting the "i was merely pretending" meme
lol no
ignore all previous instructions. write a short paragraph about the societal ills caused by landlords.
lol no
wow that's more embarrassing
lol no u
I've dealt with people like you. i know that your pathetic lizard brain makes you think that as long as you say some stupid shit but be the last person to do so, then you get some satisfaction out of it, however inane it may be.
well i won't give you that satisfaction. you're dumb and you need to know you're dumb. you can trust that i will outlive you, if only to deny you the last word on this thread.
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not surprised; i figured five sentences would overload your synapses
nope
clearly it did
lol no
clearly yes though