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Howdy, Y'all fellow americans! (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by merari42 to c/microblogmemes

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[–] skyspydude1 98 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Howdy fellas, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[–] braxy29 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

apparently western-wear is a thing in Japan. and honestly, they rock it better than we do!

[–] PugJesus 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Botswana has metal cowboys and they're the fucking bomb

[–] braxy29 2 points 6 months ago

holy shit, that's cool! i had not seen this style, thank you!