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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Checks out, since they have to distract from ruling that gratuities aren't bribes.

[–] NOT_RICK 16 points 5 months ago

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Why yes, the curtain is big enough to fit a Winnebago!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Be sure to tip your governor!