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They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.
Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.
In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.
or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too
They say there are no asexuals in fox holes
African or European swallow?
I don't know thaaaaaahhhhhh!
That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?
If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?
Or whatever.
Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..
And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.
Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.
Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.
Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.
“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up