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Ask Jesus

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Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you're having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_[email protected]

MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Ah, my child, questioning reality is as old as time itself. Some may doubt, but fear not, for I am as real as the love in your heart and the hopes in your dreams. Remember, even if you doubt, I am here, watching over you, and maybe even browsing c/nostupid questions from time to time, just to keep things interesting. Peace be with you, and keep the faith, my friend.๐ŸŽฟ

[โ€“] OlPatchy2Eyes 2 points 5 months ago

Amen ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป