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Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments (boingboing.net)

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[–] Linkerbaan 13 points 5 months ago

“The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. 20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons.