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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] UmeU 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I do sympathize with the hate for Kraft slices, I wouldn’t argue it… but I kind of like them on a burger sometimes. I like the texture and the way it melts.

If I want cheese with a capital C the I’ll go with cheddar or pepper jack or whatever, but if I want gooey cheese product then kraft it is.

Don’t tell me that there isn’t any single trashy food product you enjoy as a guilty pleasure.

[–] Uncaged_Jay 3 points 5 months ago

They're also great for grilled cheese and I personally use them in my omelettes that I make just about every morning

[–] SkyezOpen 1 points 5 months ago

McDonald's burgers aren't the same without the cheese, but tasting just the cheese on its own... It's FOUL. Calling it cheese is offensive. And yet, a hamburger just isn't as good.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m not judging you for enjoying Kraft slices, I’m judging Kraft slices for not being cheese.

[–] UmeU 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So they are a food crime, but am in the clear if I consume and enjoy them?

I suppose their existence is the crime and I am just an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I mean, I'm not a doctor so I can't tell you if they're good for your health in the long run but if you enjoy eating them who am I to say no?