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Shit.
Now I’m gonna have to change the joke about where they go to work when they can’t make it in politics…
Well, if you fail at running a casino, you try again. If you fail twice, you try again. If you fail again, you become the 45th president and go INTO politics....
And when you fail at politics….
(Used to make jokes about OF….)