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[–] [email protected] 114 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Actually long desks are no longer considered best practice. At my work, some devs have a lazy suzan, while others prefer a circle that they can pivot around to face the right computer.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I got one of those desks with a vertical pneumatic lift so I can stack the computers vertically in a rack and just raise/lower it so the right one is at eye height

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Waste of money. Build the chair to go up and down instead.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

The trick is you hire a runner who comes over when you ring a bell and he unplugs your computer and plugs in the one you need and then takes the other computer to someone else that needs it, I think they call him a vm short for vamoose machine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I don't like my feet hanging when using the top monitor. My floor splits in half and goes up instead

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