this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guarantee the three-toothed meth-head knows more about assembling and running a carnival ride than submarine dude knows about his best buy remote control.

Plus, one of them is still alive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly the more I read about all the things wrong with that submarine, the more I think the CEO Stockton Rush deserves a Darwin Award. (Though maybe he'd be disqualified due to age or already having kids?)

[–] TheRedSpade 1 points 1 year ago

His age is irrelevant as men can reproduce until death barring some medical issues. Already having kids does disqualify him though as he's still in the gene pool.

[–] Speculater 2 points 1 year ago

We don't know that your second point is true.