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Probably more effective to give to a food pantry to avoid the corporate profit cut, but the thought is very nice.
I am not quite sure what the joke is about, could you explain? Those helmets seem to be used for preventing injuries in case of health conditions like epilepsy, but I can't make a connection at all
They're saying OP is slow and the helmet is there to prevent them from hurting themselves in the future.
OP isn't paying for the order, they're ordering over the phone for local pickup, which means they'd pay when they arrive. And OP isn't going to the store for pickup...
Yeah, the last part I got, the first part looks like a bit of a stretch, but thanks I'll think about it