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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 137 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I know Anons are dumb, but are they voting for Nigel Farage dumb?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

Surely you know better than to ask that, Satan

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anon has an American flag next to their post. They aren't really Bri'ish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] Gradually_Adjusting 28 points 6 months ago

They're so dumb that they're doing it ironically

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Well of course! Facism is the solution to an overbearing government, right?

[–] captainlezbian 10 points 6 months ago

Well the fact that they’re bigots helps them stomach it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Which is worse, Thatcher or Farage?

[–] cynar 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thatcher, may she burn in hell, was far better than Farage. She at least had significant political skill, and an actual plan for the UK.

Farage is a grifter of Trump's mindset, but a few more braincells.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If he actually wins Clapton then I think we should wall the entire region off, because clearly there's some kind of mind altering contaminant in the water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's probably for the best anyway just to protect the rest of us from Jaywick.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thatcher’s thangs were thangin’ though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 6 months ago

Every time Thatcher sexily spoke about fiscal responsibility I got an inch and a half of blue steel in my sweatpants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

What do you expect from the gaseous and liquid excrement of Satan?