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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

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[–] flicker 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I actually say "lady doctor." Because I do prefer a doctor who is a woman and "lady doctor" sounds fancy.

E: Last male doctor I had told me that it was "just" an ovarian cyst and it "shouldn't hurt that much" so I should take some aspirin and I'd be able to work tomorrow. So yeah. Lady doctor for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I actually say "lady doctor."

But what if you are in country where aristocracy doesn't exist?

[–] flicker 6 points 5 months ago

I do exist in such a country! But I was recently called "quirky" so I guess take my advice as you will.