this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2023
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Where the fuck is this from?
The program is Hyperbeam: and yes it's real. I have no idea if it's a bug or not but if it isn't a bug then what the fuck. It used to be 5 seconds
Hey GPT-4 right now we have a five second timeout on this page and we’re only getting a .001% conversion. How can we change this to a 10% conversion?
[bloop de bloop AI math occurring]
Why certainly. Improving the conversion rate of a page is a matter of tweaking the right factors via AB tests to optimize the conversion rate, which is defined as the number of people who convert on a page divided by the number of visitors.
To reach a conversion rate of 10% you could set the timeout for 3600 seconds.
I also would like to know this
The fact that it says “Close in 3590s” - or an hour long popup - suggests it is fake.
Or if it’s not fake then it sure would fit in over at asshole design!