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Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast (reductress.com)

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[–] Crashumbc 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anti matter, that's also what destroyed the Egyptians, the cats were playing around with it and lost control.

[–] Illuminostro 3 points 3 months ago

I fucking knew it...