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Defragged Zebra (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (8 children)

No you didn‘t. All somewhat current operating systems do not defrag SSDs, they just run TRIM and it does not kill them.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 20 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Most modern OSeses do defragmentation on the fly and you don't really need to do it anymore.

Which makes me sad because I have so many memories of watching a disk defragmenter do its thing from my childhood.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Here's a little game I made because I missed it too. https://dbeta.com/games/webdefragger/

[–] indepndnt 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That was super cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thanks. It was a silly toy, but it scratched an itch, and was good for at least one chuckle.

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