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[โ€“] Death_Equity 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To be clear, I don't kill anyone. I only beat them until they will never recover enough to seek vengeance.

We can make it funnier. I have a resurrection artifact that is cursed, every time I am killed and get resurrected I age 5 years, but beating a human in unarmed combat makes me one year younger. There is no dying of old age, I keep coming back older. So either I am a feisty frail old man or I end up a kid that people have to kill because I don't stop attacking until my 20s.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

You shouldn't be trying to kill your players, no. But it's also not your job to keep them alive. That's their business.