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sphincter? i never even met her (fedia.io)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/memes

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[–] ummthatguy 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

There's a faux Christian saying: "If you shake it more that three times, that's masturbation."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if I can bust without touching it? Does God just congratulate me for the skill?

[–] wreckedcarzz 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Had that happen once (I'm a very needy guy, mmmk?). But I'm satanic so I'll let you know when I pick up my penthouse suite from the man himself. Probably throw you a party and bring a dozen guys in to blow you proper until you faint, I guess. No basic-bitch 'congratulations' here. We go all out.

[–] flicker 3 points 5 months ago

Something about this comment and the way it was written has given me the vague feeling of a deep and interesting story in which you're playing a part. There's an air of mystery to it but a promise of a good time. 10/10 comment.