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The Mail having a normal one (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[+] [email protected] -12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

No, turns out ~~she's the girlfriend of Farage's chief press officer and~~ it was staged

Have a look at the series of pics that were released. The security officer standing right next to Farage doesn't react in any way whatsoever, he clearly knew it was coming

Edit - let's wait and see. The security guy's reaction is questionable as fuck, and Farage is a slimy cocksucker

[–] Skipcast 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Source? Or are you just taking out of your ass?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

There were some reports that it was the case because as we all know, all blonde girls are the same person, then it turned out people are just fucking dumb.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm going to go with the latter.

[–] adam_y 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sure you are not confusing this:

Emily Hewertson, a House of Commons press officer, was accused on social media of being the one who threw the milkshake at Farage and has been forced to deny it.

The staffer was contacted by a journalist at the Daily Mail, who asked her to confirm or deny it was her. She posted the message on X (formerly Twitter) with the caption: "No, I did not throw a milkshake over Nigel Farage."

[–] Sylvartas 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Even after the fact he does not budge. Either this is staged or this is the most laid back security guy I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yep, give it a week and the truth will come out

Meanwhile let the dafties believe the Mirror and Express side of the story. Which they type with their tongues up Farage's arse

[–] HowManyNimons 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If my job was to be within earshot of Farage all the time, I'd be pretty passive about an attack as well.

[–] Sylvartas 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fair enough hahaha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh aye, it's just the old 'shaken, not stirred' toss