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My god, how old are you?!
Well, I once picked up the dropped jock strap of a dude hanging on a cross. Joshua, or something like that.
Or, I'm so old that when I fart, mummy dust comes out.
Or, I'm so old I banged your mom and her mom both.
Take your pick :)
Don't be an ass.