this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
328 points (96.1% liked)
Programmer Humor
19817 readers
1000 users here now
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
Rules
- Keep content in english
- No advertisements
- Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Sales: "Can we do this?
Dev: "No, we cannot."
Sales: "Uhhhh... But I already told the customer we could."
Dev: "That's called lying. You lied to the customer."
Sales: "...So you'll have it done next week?"
Dev: "I'm going to need at least three weeks."
Sales: "...But I already told the customer two weeks."
Dev: Sigh