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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The smell of raw celery makes me nauseous, especially when cut. Cooked in things I find the texture off-putting and tasteless, compounding the unwanted crunch added to something that shouldn't crunch.

[–] trolololol 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cooked celery is not supposed to be crunchy. Grandma's recipe is cursed. I bet her broccoli is crunchy too, that's why it gets a bad rep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Broccoli should be slightly crunchy. Overcooked broc is gross

[–] trolololol 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Overcooked yes, but crunchy veggies are gross. It's a real drama now where I live, all the veggies are under cooked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There’s undercooked, but also perfectly crunchy when cooked right. Matter of opinion, I like my broc with a nice crunch. But also eat raw broccoli, so

[–] trolololol 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Let's agree to disagree

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